In an apparent copycat terrorist act, Polish terrorists Stosh and
Yonko Binladenski have hijacked a Goodyear Blimp. So far they have
bounced off 5 buildings.

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished ( Read more... )

Q: Who attends monster PTA meetings ( Read more... )

I got this in an e-mail a long time ago and just rediscovered it ( Read more... )